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Island Lights- WIP V.2 by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Island Lights- WIP V.2

It’s there. The other Island with the beacon- I just know it’s there. The Council says I’m insane for thinking that there’s another Island only about a mile away from ours. My friends and family tell me that it’s not there while I’m looking right at it. It exists. I’m not crazy; they’re all just in denial. It just came out of the water one day. I was combing the beaches one morning for decorative shells that my wife may have liked for jewelry, and the damn Island came straight up out of the water. The beacon of light shot through the surface before any land or vegetation was visible, reaching be

WIP: A Day in the Life v1.2 by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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WIP: A Day in the Life v1.2

Fucking alarm clock. Shut the fuck up, I’m almost there. Finally. No more beeping. I swear to God, whoever decided that alarm clocks should sound so horrible should burn in hell for it. As if it wasn’t bad enough to have a clock that wakes you up, we all have to deal with waking up to some horrid, shrill shrieking. What a sick bastard that guy must have been. I’m just being an asshole about this, now that I think about it. It’s not the clock’s fault that I bought it and set an alarm on it. I don’t know why, but people seem to get some sort of comfort out of hating their alarm clocks instead of the people th

Samson: Biblical Badass by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Samson: Biblical Badass

Okay, today we’re going to talk about the biggest badass in the entire Old Testament: Samson. You may have heard of his exploits from bible school, but today, you’re going to hear the parts they didn’t tell you- the parts that make Samson even more badass than you originally thought. Let’s start from the beginning: Samson’s parents are visited one night by an angel. Samson’s parents have been unable to conceive children, so God decided that he wasn’t only going to give these people a kid- he’s going to give them one of the most hardcore kids of all time. Of course, God’s not just going to make th

Bigfoot: A Memoir- REVISION by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Bigfoot: A Memoir- REVISION

Most people, if asked to describe me in one word, would most likely agree on one word: hairy. I have always been hairy, even before I was born. When my mother had her ultrasound when she was pregnant with yours truly, I had sideburns and a soul patch. Upon my birth, I had a “happy trail”, knuckle hair, and a modest amount of pubic hair. I suspect my father was abusing Rogaine when I was conceived. My parents had different attitudes toward me all through my life. My Father’s attitude towards his son varied as I aged. When I was very young, he bragged about me- my hair was obviously irrefutable proof of his manly testosteron

Today On the Street by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Today On the Street

Today, two men tried to sell me drugs I’m not sure what they were selling It was either pot or black tar heroin I couldn’t tell what they said The car engine was running It ran over half their voices I was walking home from classes Taking a back road instead of the main streets It wasn’t quite noon I walked carefully on the sidewalk The ice was thick, and traction was in high demand They got my attention by calling out to me They asked me if I smoked something The engine muffled the noun I answered their question about if I smoked I told them “Maybe” I didn’t want to be obvious For some reason, I

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My Brother, the Placenta by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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My Brother, the Placenta

When I was born, my mother refused to part with the afterbirth The doctors wanted to get rid of what she made She would not have it She fought the doctors for her placental baby It was my twin brother She named him Angelo Maybe it was all the drugs they pumped into her that made her do it We shared a crib and cuddled I am 23 now Obviously, so is Angelo We are twins, after all Angelo always wears that one baseball cap He got it when dad took us to the ball park Angelo caught a fly ball We were all very impressed Angelo loves baseball, but doesn’t play many sports He has not aged well His shine has lost its luster He is

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Island Lights- WIP V.2 by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Island Lights- WIP V.2

WIP: A Day in the Life v1.2 by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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WIP: A Day in the Life v1.2

Samson: Biblical Badass by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Samson: Biblical Badass

Bigfoot: A Memoir- REVISION by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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Bigfoot: A Memoir- REVISION

Bigfoot: A Memoir by Luxury-Yacht, literature

Janitorial Escapades: So Far by Luxury-Yacht, literature

My Brother, the Placenta by Luxury-Yacht, literature

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My Brother, the Placenta

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Deviant for 16 years
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oh no not the internet stop this horrible behavior put down my CD collection you horrid internet you

Current Residence: Albany, NY
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
Favourite style of art: surreal
Operating System: Windows XP Professional
MP3 player of choice: Zune
Shell of choice: Conch
Skin of choice: Onion
Favourite cartoon character: Jailbot from Superjail
Personal Quote: "What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus, I need a drink." -Superhans

Favourite Visual Artist

Salvador Dali

Favourite Movies

butts: the movie starring Philip Seymour Hoffman

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Queen

Favourite Games

Blame

Favourite Gaming Platform

Wii or Xbox 360

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Fingers.

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Luxury-Yacht

Nov 7, 2007

Threadless Design- VOTE.

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HOLY SHIT One of my drawings actually made it past preliminary judging on  threadless. See it here: http://www.threadless.com/submission/139603/Internet_Shirt/showmore,designs Vote 5. PLEASE.

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Oct 22, 2007

College Shenanigans: Progress Report

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Albany College of Pharmacy is somewhat light on shenanigans. So, half the time, it's up to me and my roomie Tompkins to fix that. 1) Tompkins and I stripped to our boxers at 2 in the morning and stood outside our room lifting 5 pound free weights and grunting obnoxiously loud. The female RA that came to answer the sound asked us to keep it down, because it was quiet hours. After she said she didn't want to have to write us up, I told her that I would like to see her try and explain it. To this, she ceded victory to us. 2) I had some friends help me create a suit of armor out of aluminum foil and I wore it, pretending to be a robot. I demand

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Oct 14, 2007

Print experiment.

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So, I've learned that anyone can submit a print of their pieces, regardless of subscription. I wanted to make a print of my Pac-Man piece, but for some reason, I was not given the option. Go figure. Instead, I decided to make a print of Praise Be Unto Him". So I did. I also learned that there is a "quality control" thing relating to prints. Apparently, if someone orders a print, it will be reviewed by quality control. If it doesn't pass, the order is canceled. Why they'd bother, I have no idea. Wouldn't they be making money if they allowed all prints to be sold and bought? Anyway, hopefully someone will buy a small print of Praise Be Unto